After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.
by TheSoloCricket May 6, 2016
Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.
synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.
synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.
bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!
by jason krick November 6, 2007
Verb. To confidently traverse, freeclimb, hack, swing etc ones way through seemingly impassible obstacles.
"Did you not just see me bear grylls my way across that ravine?!"
"I'm sure it will be fine, although we may have to bear grylls our way down..."
"I'm sure it will be fine, although we may have to bear grylls our way down..."
by wigwambam January 4, 2012
One Badass Irishman (he is not british) and is the host of Man Vs. Wild. He eats zebra carcass's and sheep eyeballs not because he is hungry but because he can. Bear Grylls is the reincarnation of our lord and savior. Les Stroud should be ashamed to even attempt to compete with this god of a man.
by Hefftious Maximus January 6, 2010
An adjective describing some questionable box munching. Usually referring to to some trick ass hoe you met at the club drunk that you tried to hook up with but could only make it to the pink taco stand. The name originates from the show Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls is seen on the show eating some pretty gross shit.
After leaving Players with a nasty bitch Mike went to her house and straight Bear Grylls'd her shit.
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Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.
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Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.
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