A hetero male who enjoys the typical "bear" aesthetic.
Paul thought David was a very cuddly bear, until David shared his pornhub preferences at the beer trivia night two weeks ago. Then Paul understood that David was a straight bear.
by Tiltakilt420 April 1, 2020
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A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.
"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."
by fubarbarian October 18, 2016
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