bear grylls

Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.
Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
by Johnny Dickionary November 13, 2007
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The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.
Bear Grylls is one of the coolest brits alive(IMO)
by tonitewedineinhell December 15, 2007
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suffered a free-fall parachuting accident in Africa where he broke his back in three places. After months of rehabilitation, focusing always on his childhood dream of Everest, he slowly became strong enough to attempt the ultimate ascent of the world's highest peak. (WOOO!)

Bear became the youngest man to climb everest. And now in his spare time enjoys jumping out of aeroplanes over the wilderness and finding his way back to civilisation

I wuv you Bear.
Bear Grylls > God

Cant be put any other way.
by PolitiK May 26, 2007
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The term bear grylls is used in situations that you have to 'go wild' or find a new crazy way to do somthing. And/or in times of need when you need to innovate and use somthing that would be classed as last resort, or survival.
Anthony: Shit, what the fuck! this pre-prepared pinapple and coconut fruit pot didn't come with a spoon!

Phillip: Maaate! that's terrible, just fucking bear grylls it!
by oSPAINo January 13, 2010
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bear grylls > god.
by dzt April 26, 2009
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Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.

synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.
bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!
by jason krick November 06, 2007
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Verb. To confidently traverse, freeclimb, hack, swing etc ones way through seemingly impassible obstacles.
"Did you not just see me bear grylls my way across that ravine?!"

"I'm sure it will be fine, although we may have to bear grylls our way down..."
by wigwambam January 04, 2012
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