Three in the pink, Two in the stink and Three fingers in your own Ass........ Not yet known to be done as of yet, But what an accomplishment if done!!!!!
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The Aztec people dominated central and southern Mexico from the 14th to the 16th century and are best known for having established an elaborate and wide-ranging empire destroyed by Spanish invaders led by Hernán Cortéz. The leader of the Aztecs during the Spanish conquest was the Great Montezuma II. Their name is derived from a mythical homeland to the north called Azatlán, but they also called themselves the Mexica. The Aztec language belongs to the Nahuatlan branch of the Uto-Aztecan family. Human and animal sacrifices were an integral part of Aztec religion. For warriors, the ultimate honor was to be slain in battle or to volunteer for sacrifice in a major ritual. The Aztecs are credited with the discovery of delicious chocolate, made from the fruit of the cacao tree.
The Aztec empire one of the greatest civillizations of the world that ever existed.
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The people who pwned Mexico before white trash came along. Best known as creators of the Aztec pyramid, chocolate, and the pinata. Yes, they invented chocolate. Spain found it and stole it.
Sadly, all that remains is a few of their towns, and pyramids. The Aztec people are no more.
by Taylor R May 27, 2006
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Powerful Indian people and empires that were wiped out by Spaniard-transmitted diseases. Were it not for this and the fact the Aztecs were not well-liked, Cortez and his 500 men would have easily had their asses handed to them by the Aztec empire of millions.
Cuauhtemoc was the last Aztec emperor, hung by the bastard Cortez.
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the ancient mexican civilization best known for its architecture. sadly, they were killed by the spanish conquistadors and hernando cortes
the aztecs lived in ancient mexico
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To be wiped out by disease, or be stricken down with sickness impairing one from functioning normally.
John: Man you werent at work yesterday
Paul:I know man i was so azteced

John: Man how azteced did you get last night?
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Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.

Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
We had some Aztecs the other night. We got the butt cheese from Dan. It was da flava
by Jacques Asse February 2, 2010
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