This is used when saying thank you
sarcastically or when you dont really mean it but the situation deems it
necessary. Its often followed by a snicker and then a good cheese. When
pronounced correctly, the word will sound as though it has a rolling "A" and finishes sharply.
After seeing the .25 cent tip a customer had left her,
the bartender said "Thaaanks!!"
When some one at he poker table tells you nice hand when you know you were playing rags, your reply
should be "Thaaanks"
When an ugly guy or girl at the bar buys you a drink and waves when
the bartender delivers it, your reply should be "Thaaanks!!"