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That One Guy's Girlfriend 

The name given to girls that aren't popular but have boyfriends that are sort of known by everyone.
"Dude, who's that? I haven't seen her like... EVER. Where the hell did she come from?"
"I think that's That One Guy's Girlfriend, you know, the one that looks like Harry Potter? She's been in the same school as you since 3rd grade, man. Seven whole years."
"No fucking way... Huh..."
And they both continue on their way, only to forget about her.
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that's one shot kid 

an exclamatory phrase to be used only while you are galloping up the street after putting someone to sleep on the sidewalk
Ronnie: "That's one shot kid"
The Seaside Heights PD: Ronnie, come on over here.

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind 

A famous quote said by Neil Armstrong when he set foot on the moon
During his flight to the moon in an Apollo 11 rocket, Neil Armstrong stated, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three 

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three 

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”
Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

That's one too many syllables, bub

Something you say to someone when they add more than 17 syllables in a haiku.
Person A:

"That's right I'm Sokka,
It's pronounced with an 'okka'
Young ladies, I rock ya!"
*counts syllables on fingers nervously*

Person B:
That's one too many syllables, bub
*yeets Person A out the window*

That’s one thirsty bitch 

Tom :wow that’s one thirsty bitch
Brandy: yep that dog is very dehydrated

Tom: very hope she’s ok