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that awkward moment 

some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all
fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland

comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
that awkward moment by weathrguy September 16, 2011
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That Awkward Moment 

These specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn't give a shit about. So stop saying it... Please.
Thing #1: OMG leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! Leik everything's $o awkward!!!

Dr. Seuss: Please. Shut up.

Thing #1: WoW!! That awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!

Dr. Seuss: There's nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the shit out you.

Thing #1: ...
That Awkward Moment by BackDoorz September 7, 2013

That awkward moment when

A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.
Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.

As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.

That awkward moment when.. 

The phrase used when someone is tryign to find a reason to post something completley stupid on facebook

The phrase can also be used to send a message to someone.
1. That awkward moment when.. your brushing you teeth and you manage to get toothpaste in your eye.
2. That awkward moment when you ex girlfriend relizes you had been cheating on her when you were going out.

that awkward moment when

An introductory phrase commonly followed by a situation that is dubbed awkward.
That awkward moment when little kids talk trash online.

That awkward moment when

A meme-y phrase that was extremely popular back around 2012 due to its versatility. Modern usage is more or less the same, but it is now commonly replaced with the newer phrase "that feeling when".
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
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