That's a Duck

A saying referring to a biased, or unfairly weighted topic or argument.
A set-up, or an extremely unbalanced challenge.

That English assignment was a duck... we had to present on something we didn't even know.
That argument I had with the teacher was a duck. She took my words completely out of context.
That's A Duck, there is no way he can win!

by ClickitClack3214 September 20, 2017

Duck

A water chicken.

Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.

by Youtube4life July 29, 2016

ducking

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014

Duck

A waterfowl.

But also, a funny person

T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window

H: I is a duck for sure

by Ace the simp March 9, 2023

Duck

auto- correct for Fuck

dude duck off

by Anal_9mm March 5, 2013

Duck It

The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.

Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?

Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.

by Concerned Citizen 6969 July 31, 2019

A duck!

An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.

So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!

by Flint October 27, 2003