That's why

a phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment.

Why is she so dark? She's been tanning it up that's why.

by KBuan March 16, 2010

That's why we can't have nice things

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

that's why you gay

when you ackin up and someone tells you to stop, you accues them of being gay

don't you yell at my muh fucckin babies. pussy nigga. that's why you gay

by niggas like you gettin fucked April 19, 2018

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.

Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

by Walker May 14, 2014

that's why you're still a virgin

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.

Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

by BrandonCA January 12, 2009

that's why your shoes raggedy

top 10 quotes before disaster

"that's why your shoes raggedy"
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...

by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 4, 2021

that's why you're getting a 15% in english

When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.

What's the type of English course?

Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.

by TURLE WIH A HA February 27, 2017