Thanos Dick

A Dick So Large That Even The Horse Gods Are Amazed. Its So Gigantic That Godzilla Would Be Comparable In Size. The Last Known Person To Have A Thanos Dick Was Bill Cosby. They Usually Tend To Fuck Everything In Sight And Yes That Includes Food.

Bill:Yo Man You Heard Bill Cosby Fucked Like 3 Guys Yesterday.
Charlie:Yea Hes Got A THANOS DICK!!!

Thanos Dick by Mega Troll October 13, 2018

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Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making your penis turn a deep dark purple.

I got a thanos dick

Thanos Dick by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

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Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

Thanos Dick by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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