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Texting Whore 

Someone who texts more than 3 or 5 people frequently or on a daily basis. Teenage girls typically like to do this. The problems with this are:

1:Its annoying because this person will only give you one word replies.

2:They will take FOREVER to reply.

3:There's no life in the conversation.

4:And it's just annoying seeing as how this person will text you at innapropriate hours (ex: at the can, in class or someplace quiet, or simply during a time when you just don't feel like talking to anyone)
This is how a converstaion between you and a Texting Whore will typically go:

Whore: Heyy

You: Hey

(10 min later)
Whore: Whats up?

You: Just watching tv. You?

(another 10 min into the future)
Whore: lol

You: I don't get how that was funny?

(surprisingly this took her 1 min to reply)
Whore: Wat?

You: Me watching tv

(like almost 20 min later)
Whore: lol

You: How many people are you talking to?

(5 min)
Whore: Like 7

You: Goodbye

Texting whore 

someone who communicates more frequently via SMS than voice
are you a texting whore? compare your sms count to your call count

TW(texting whore) 

to have very dirty awkward talk over text messaging
I had a very bad conversation on a text msg last night. Now everyone is calling me a TW(texting whore).
TW(texting whore) by Tanishiak April 18, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026