Text bumper 

Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.

1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
3. Oh.

Text bumper by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

Textbumped

(1)When walking down the sidewalk, hallway, or navigating in a bar. When out of nowhere someone is texting and bumps in to you more than expected.

(2) When texting and not paying attention to your surroundings and walking into passing pedestrians.

(3) When texting and a girl asks for your number by bumping you with her ass and holds her hands up like she's is texting.

(1) (Girl1) Hey I can make it tonight...
(guy1) why what's up?!?
(girl1) I was walking with jenny today @ the mall and some guy Textbumped me into display case full of glass figurines.

(2) I was walking down the hallway and accidentally text bumped into Jenny...man was that awkward...

(3) Out of nowhere a girl bumps when I was texting, and was like can I text you sometime?

Textbumped by Greasecoastie August 23, 2010