Text Opera
"David just sent me a text opera. I think something must have happened between him and his partner."
Text Opera by laurenlynnea September 6, 2016
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textsperate
When you text someone three or more times in a day even thought they haven't replied to any of your messages. This is usually connected with a textsession.
me:hi!
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.
him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!
me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.
him:wtf?
me:desperate, but like with texts
him:ur crazy
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.
him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!
me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.
him:wtf?
me:desperate, but like with texts
him:ur crazy
textsperate by Lillilivia March 20, 2008
Related Words
Text Opera • testopera • textperate • textsperate • Textsperation • text • text sex • text message breakup • text massage • text bomb
textperate
one's undying desire to be texted, all the time, anywhere, and by anyone. this desire is so strong, the person is considered to be desperate for texts.
Person 1: every one of his FB statuses ends in "...text?"
Person 2: I know. it's so annoying.
Person 1: he's definitely textperate.
Person 2: tru dat.
Person 2: I know. it's so annoying.
Person 1: he's definitely textperate.
Person 2: tru dat.
textperate by jadedbitofjoy17 August 30, 2009
testopera
A male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished
Textsperation
The uncontrollable feelings of frustration/exasperation/desperation one experiences whilst awaiting a text response.
KHump: I text James on Saturday and he has still not responded. I'm feeling very textsperated.
BenLaz: Yea, that textsperation will really make you want to take a bath with a toaster.
BenLaz: Yea, that textsperation will really make you want to take a bath with a toaster.
Textsperation by k_hump May 21, 2012
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