Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 6, 2022

texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.

Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.

by Texastorpedo October 30, 2015