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Texas Oil Rig 

When the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.
I gave Candy the old Texas Oil Rig.
Texas Oil Rig by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005
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Texas Oil Rig 

Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.
The Texas Oil Rig is an Americanized Eiffel Tower.
Texas Oil Rig by Benjamin Michaels January 7, 2009

texas oil rig 

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller
Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea
texas oil rig by kpeezy32 November 9, 2007

Texas oil rig 

You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.
Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.
Texas oil rig by Fine I'll do it December 7, 2016

Texas Oil Rigger 

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

Texan oil rig 

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.
Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night
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