Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023

Texas Shit Ton

The only American metric unit.

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016