The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
by dexi March 01, 2010

by MayoSalPhil September 08, 2009

When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.
by ElRae August 18, 2011

by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006

When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole
by Weenus penis September 24, 2018

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast
by stephen November 08, 2004

by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019
