The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.
Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
by Cesara June 19, 2008
by Jack Duke November 11, 2004
Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 16, 2005
To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
by Dankester April 28, 2005
1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus
2. Food
2. Food
by Chris Fucking Cameron January 08, 2005
no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.
by ButtersFTMFW December 04, 2010