Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.

Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"

by AsapStav January 29, 2017

texas brainshot

The act of shooting somebody or something in the ass.

- So what happened to him?
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.

by Foxhawk September 6, 2008

Texas thot brainwash syndrome

Texas thot brainwash syndrome is when a brainwashed male thinks that confidence will always get you a girl noteably in Texas, because in Texas the majority of girls are thots who manipulate guys into thinking confidence is the key to a girlfriend and that it's the only for sure way to get a girlfriend in this entire world.

"Oh you want relationship advice? Don't ask Mark, he's just going to tell you that confidence is the key to a girlfriend
because he has been diagnosed with Texas thot brainwash syndrome."

by Exelios July 13, 2019