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Test the waters 

The act of uncovering your nostrils after someone blows a hardcore fart where you in turn block your nose/mouth with a blanket.
"So does it still smell like rotten eggs and day old White Castle in here? I guess I'll test the waters."
Test the waters by Chim Richels March 30, 2008

test the waters 

After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....
Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!
test the waters by Dicko_81 December 28, 2008

Test the waters 

When a man sticks his toes in a woman’s vagina to “test the waters”, similar to how someone might stick their toes in a pool to test the temperature.
Before I had sex last night, I had to test the waters to make sure there was nothing wrong with her vagina.
Test the waters by Bopmeister June 5, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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