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tess tickles 

teacher:in first place is .....tess tickles

teacher:who is this leave my fucking classroom now

roisin and chloe:bye miss
tess tickles by hoeing around August 5, 2020

Tess Tickles 

The action of putting your balls across sand paper and tickling all the hair off.
Oh man dude I just got out of the locker room and the guys were taking turns doing Tess Tickles.
Tess Tickles by Tess will tickle September 9, 2021

testickles 

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
testickles by Superlicks February 9, 2010

tesstickles 

a person who likes to suck a lot of cock. while smoking a joint in between.
reid: dude i got head last night from marie

derek: yeah i've heard she was a tesstickles
tesstickles by Tesstickles Boys October 15, 2008
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