Terraboner

The fear of getting an erection. Usually in a public place/area.

Friend : Hey man, let's go to the disco club. I heard there are a ton of hot girls there!
Friend 2 : Disco club? Hot girls? Oh hell nah, i have terraboner, i can't go there.

Terraboner by anonymous August 28, 2016

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terriboned

When said person is aroused yet terrified

i terriboned my bosses daughter in the bathroom at his company holiday party

terriboned by bohemianbanker July 10, 2017

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Traboner

A prolonged erection experienced by users with a low tolerance to the sleep-aid/anti-depressant Trazadone.

Hey doc I've had a traboner for 6 hours now and it has not gone away, what should I do?

Traboner by w0rddefiner September 13, 2021

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terratomere

green ore with black inside and sword

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terratomere by beenis12345 November 8, 2025

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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