Terd Burglar

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

by super tech January 28, 2006

Terd Burglar

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.

After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.

by Nolan Smart December 28, 2005

Terd Burglar

The act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; Stealing shit someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.

I can't believe all the work I put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar Rick to go and take credit for my ideas!

by SkinnyTee October 17, 2010

Terd Burglar

The toilette bowl, bathroom

1) I Got to go see the Terd Burglar
2) See ya later Terd Burglar

by Randys spicy November 22, 2006

terd burglar

the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder

Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

terd burglar

a homosexual

That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.

by Phil Kuntz December 02, 2002

terd burglar

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

by masshole617 June 16, 2004