Teo-Con Share definition Flag A neo-con that wants to appear like a small government populist by attending Tea Party Protests. Tea-Bagger #1: Ron Paul ftw! Tea-Bagger #2: Palin ftw! Tea-Bagger #1: wtf? Another teo-con? Teo-Con by HalRogersSucks February 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Teo-Con mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch