Ten Ply

Really Soft, A pushover, 5 times softer than 2 ply toilet paper.

Your girfriend won't let you have a couple of beers with the Boy's, you're Ten Ply Bud.

by Ron Hoover November 8, 2018

ten ply

an insult stated when all others ave been exausted, it can be considered both the best and worst at the same time. used as a substitute for stupid, unintelligent or weak, it is one of the least known canadian insults, as well as the worst.

"you're fucking ten ply bud"

by clouds_hate_you September 2, 2013

ten ply

Stupid, as in "thick as a board", but especially so. Plywood made of five layers ("five ply") is a normal thickness of board. So "ten ply" would mean *exceptionally* stupid, as in: as thick as a *ridiculously* thick board.

For lunch you had nachos, pancakes, and some edibles, and you wonder why you feel weird now? You're fucking ten ply!

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016