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Temporacle

The secondary antagonist of the sonic fangame Sonic Hysteria. He was sealed away in the special stage dimension for eons (I don't know why that's a bad thing, that place is like fucking heaven.) for hijacking and manipulating technology for it's own gain. Eggman tries to reawaken and use the Temporacle in the fangame, and that goes just as well as you expect. He's also the guy who makes the bad futures in Sonic Hysteria, not Eggman. It also has a connection with the time stones. He is known to hit the woah quite often.
Please help, I think I am addicted to temporacle bathwater.
Hey do you hit the woah often?
by name99769 August 29, 2021
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The Temporacle

Temporacle

An ancient being capable of controlling robots and providing delicious bathwater.

First known use, 1984BC
As few people know, TEMPORACLE is an anagram.

ATMOCERPEL, it means

It also stands for,

The Temporacle's
Envious

Monkey
Pissed
On
Ryan Reynolds'
And
Cleopatra's
Legendary

Eggplants
by TotallyNotJohngivitis March 5, 2022
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temporal disorientation

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.
After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
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temporal mechanics

Theory that relates to the study of time travel. Often seen causing major paradoxes, such as the Dali Paradox, Grandfather Paradox, Pogo Paradox and the Predestination Paradox.
The Dali Paradox is when a temporal fissure slows time to a gradual halt. Also called the "melting clock" effect

The Grandfather Paradox is when a person travels to a point in the past before they were born and kills one of their own ancestors, taking themselves out of the picture before they were able to travel back in time.

The Pogo Paradox is where interference designed to prevent an event actually triggers the same event.

The Predestination Paradox is like as follows: Say a man goes back in time and impregnates his great-great grandmother. The grandmother would thus give birth to one of the man's great grandparents, who would then give birth to one of his grandparents, who would then be able to give birth to one of his parents, and finally to the man himself. As a result, the man's very existence would be pre-determined by his traveling to the past, and therein lies the paradox.
by Itallian Stallion March 20, 2005
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retro-temporal-autoeroticism

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.
if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism
by david bunn December 14, 2004
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temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
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Temporal Fist

noun-The psychokinetic ability to do a mind-blowing punch while time is frozen
verb-To do a dynamic mind-blowing punch while time is stopped
noun-Master Furon taught the Temporal Fist to Crypto in Destroy All Humans 3: Path of the Furon
noun-Master Furon's Temporal Fist and Captain Falcon's Falcon Pawnch collided and the Temporal Fist won.( for Captain Falcon lovers He's cool but I just wanted to get on my friends nerves with this example)
verb-Master Furon Temporal Fisted Crypto into a wall.
by BloodshedBito June 10, 2009
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