Tellepruck

An inappropriate word.

Jack is a tellepruck.

by AshaBear June 15, 2020

telephuck

to call someone when you are in the mood to fuck and have phone sex.

I called you because I wanted to telephuck you

by Jo-baby September 24, 2007

Telephuckoffphany

Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.

Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny

Me: Wow what a rude bitch

Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.

by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011

Telephuck

A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."

Verb-

telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.

by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010