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Televert 

These people draw their energy from watching television. They do not fit into the typical categories of an extrovert, introvert, or even ambivert. These people can watch hours of television without feeling drained and often need to watch it at least once a day in order to function.
Grace: "Wow Richard never hangs out with us anymore! He is totally becoming an introvert!"
Carter: "No, he's definitely a televert now. All he does is sit in his room watching countless hours of 'Desperate Housewives.' It's kind of sad really."
Grace: "Yeah that's really sad. He's a Loser."
Televert by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022
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Televert 

A person who is extroverted online but introverted in real life.
“He’s a total televert—voice notes all day but won’t say ‘hi’ at school.”
Televert by ask_vd July 24, 2025
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Televestite 

Internet transvestite.
Man pretending to be a woman, or woman pretending to be a man.
Complete with fake names, icons, avatar.
Invites the unsuspecting into hot-talk.
Guy: I met this cool chick on chat. She got me so horny, i fapped.
Friend: That wasnt a chick, that was a televestite. You just had gay net-sex!
Guy: No way! her picture was hot!
Friend: Her picture was from a tabloid, plug it into tineye!
Guy: I aint gay.
Friend: LOL
Televestite by kyenne July 18, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026