A teeny bopper is usually a pre-teen, or tween female ranging from age 10, youngest at 8, to 14. They read magazines like "Twist" and "M" and "J-14" and other lame, glossy, faux celeb junk like that. They sit in little snobby cliques, are usually under or over weight, have anorexia, friends of cutters, and like to think they are all that. The teeny bopper natural enviroment is middle school, and late upper elementary school, or early high school. The easy way to NOT be a teeny bopper is simply hate them. They type like this: OmG!!!!LyKe WaT r U doin'? Lyke, WaNnA hAnG oUt ON, lyke, lyke, lyke, omg? Lyke no way! KoOoOLlLlL!! They often wear baby-doll t-shirts that say crap like "Punk Princess", or "Watch Out!" or at the worst cases, "Future Mrs.(Name of teeny bopper celeb)".
by 1to1for December 16, 2010
Teeny Boppers are usally quite girly and glam (trying to be) or Wemo (wanna be emo) or a Poser of some sort.
1. The girly pretty princess noncense is very much envyed by many teens, teeny boppers are usally about 9 to 13 in my case.The girly boppers think the world of there self and think they are also as 'cool' as the popular gangs. They go on IM alot (MSN). Mostly they speak like this:
1 They can't finish a sentence with out like 1 like million like likes....
2 ThEy ThInK ItS wAy CoOl tO uSe DiFfErEnT
cAsE's
3 Some tend to use smiley faces like:
+ = :) *_* and so on to only teeny boppers do so though (its sort of a trend hehe!)
4 They Love bands that are mainstream and disney music such as HSM (High School Musical) JoBros (Jonas Brothers) And Hannah Montanna (miley Cyrus). They do not usallylike the music for its talent normally (i stress normally) for the music thats 'in'
Type Two 2 Teeny Boppers
Yes, I dread but its the WEMO's for ones that don't know what this is its wanna be emo/Scenes/Goths and Punks.Not all 9-13 kids are Teeny Boppersor WEMO's but if they are failing badly yu can tell for example;
Posers
Try to be sad to fit in
Try to wear Black to fit in
Or just think they are all it by saying im a Punk_*Princess* kiss kiss blahh blahh... and try o have silly girly scene names.
but again some 9-13 are not posers!
To some it up there are to different types of teeny Boopers but not all are what they seam andjust because someone uses x or _ doesnt mean they are a TB
1. The girly pretty princess noncense is very much envyed by many teens, teeny boppers are usally about 9 to 13 in my case.The girly boppers think the world of there self and think they are also as 'cool' as the popular gangs. They go on IM alot (MSN). Mostly they speak like this:
1 They can't finish a sentence with out like 1 like million like likes....
2 ThEy ThInK ItS wAy CoOl tO uSe DiFfErEnT
cAsE's
3 Some tend to use smiley faces like:
+ = :) *_* and so on to only teeny boppers do so though (its sort of a trend hehe!)
4 They Love bands that are mainstream and disney music such as HSM (High School Musical) JoBros (Jonas Brothers) And Hannah Montanna (miley Cyrus). They do not usallylike the music for its talent normally (i stress normally) for the music thats 'in'
Type Two 2 Teeny Boppers
Yes, I dread but its the WEMO's for ones that don't know what this is its wanna be emo/Scenes/Goths and Punks.Not all 9-13 kids are Teeny Boppersor WEMO's but if they are failing badly yu can tell for example;
Posers
Try to be sad to fit in
Try to wear Black to fit in
Or just think they are all it by saying im a Punk_*Princess* kiss kiss blahh blahh... and try o have silly girly scene names.
but again some 9-13 are not posers!
To some it up there are to different types of teeny Boopers but not all are what they seam andjust because someone uses x or _ doesnt mean they are a TB
Teeny Boppers(): Hey Like OMG!!!...!111Im so like finking MCR is so like In like HAWTT!x=3 init girlly friend coe onhunzcYaxXxxOMFG!!x
Scene GIrl your Perfetic..
TB like omg i can'tbeliev that like im so hot like im nine and like i have myspace blahh blahh blahh
Scene *walks away* Mutters to self....
Not everyones lie that rubbish example hehe!=P.s not every Teeny Bopper is nine with a Myspace i am Rubbish with exaples
Scene GIrl your Perfetic..
TB like omg i can'tbeliev that like im so hot like im nine and like i have myspace blahh blahh blahh
Scene *walks away* Mutters to self....
Not everyones lie that rubbish example hehe!=P.s not every Teeny Bopper is nine with a Myspace i am Rubbish with exaples
by SophLovesRenT January 15, 2009
Teeny Boppers are a crowd of girl(s) who have huge obsessions with the biggest sensations: Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Twilight, ect. They tend to write childish comments on blogs and fourms. They also like Hollywood couples such as: Niley (Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas), Nelena (Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas), Jemi (Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas) and ect. And tend to fight with those who dislike the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.
Teeny Boppers:
Girl 1: OMG!!! i luv Miley Cyrus she's soo pretty and i luv her music!!!!
Girl 2: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG hav u heard her new single it's just awesome!!!! miley is the best singer ever!!!!
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Girl 1: DAMN JOE JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: MARRY ME NICK!!!!!!!
--
Girl 1: Selena Gomez is soo pretty and a wonderful actress :)))
Girl 2: I HATE SELENA GOMEZ SHE'S UGLY AND A HOE!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE STOLD NICK FROM MILEY!! HATE THAT BITCH HOPE SHE DIES!!!!! MILEY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Girl 1: NILEY WILL COME BACK ONE DAY I KNOW IT :)
Girl 1: OMG!!! i luv Miley Cyrus she's soo pretty and i luv her music!!!!
Girl 2: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG hav u heard her new single it's just awesome!!!! miley is the best singer ever!!!!
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Girl 1: DAMN JOE JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: MARRY ME NICK!!!!!!!
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Girl 1: Selena Gomez is soo pretty and a wonderful actress :)))
Girl 2: I HATE SELENA GOMEZ SHE'S UGLY AND A HOE!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE STOLD NICK FROM MILEY!! HATE THAT BITCH HOPE SHE DIES!!!!! MILEY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Girl 1: NILEY WILL COME BACK ONE DAY I KNOW IT :)
by alternative September 02, 2009
9-15 year old chicks who like wearing clothing that says shit like "Pink Princess" or "Yas" or other shit like that. they worship these shitty people like Nsync, backstreet boys, britney spears, miley cyrus, nicki minaj, and stupid shit like that. i hate them.
For example:
Teeny bopper: o MaH gaDzZZZ!!!! jUsTiN is lYKKkKeE sO hOt i wAnnA kiSS hIm aNd hAvE sEXX YaZZzzZ
Me, a real girl: I can fucking pull out my fucking AK-47 and shoot you until you are just a burnt crisp.
So teeny boppers are bitches.
Teeny bopper: o MaH gaDzZZZ!!!! jUsTiN is lYKKkKeE sO hOt i wAnnA kiSS hIm aNd hAvE sEXX YaZZzzZ
Me, a real girl: I can fucking pull out my fucking AK-47 and shoot you until you are just a burnt crisp.
So teeny boppers are bitches.
by oliviaplaysminecraft May 05, 2021
by Requiett June 06, 2005
The group of young, rich, hyper 10-15 year old girls that make up a good 50% of students in our public school system. They tend to hunt in packs (cliques). Annoying as hell.
Teeny boppers are commonly mis-identified as preps.
In the nineties, teeny boppers worshipped N*SYNC.
In the nineties, teeny boppers worshipped N*SYNC.
by ~souba~ November 20, 2005
Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell. They brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of shitty stupid 'couples'. They like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. They cry when they see a pimple...FOR FUCKIN SAKE ITS JUST A PIMPLE!!! IT'LL GO AWAY AND WHO THE HELL WILL CARE IF YOU HAVE A PIMPLE!!!??? They think they're all that and dress in pink, purple, mini-skirts, and T-shirts that say, 'Pop princess', or 'Ms. Attitude' and other crap like that. They like typing like this: 'l00k AnN I hAvE a NeW cElL!!! I kAn sLeEp OvEr yay!!! Like We CaN caLl up the B0iZ and pAiNt oUr naILz!!! g2g bi!!!!' it is so annoying. They think they're all that just because they have 'boyfriends'. They don't know the true definition of that word. They often write in their online journals, 'I lOvE jAsOn hE iS sO HotT I waNna Kiz hiM!!!!' When asked about their favorite hobby, they all scream like sluts, "SHOPPING!!!!"
by Shedie August 25, 2004