tee off

To punch someone, preferably with extreme force.

Imma tee off on yo grill nigga!

by Drew the Digger May 1, 2003

tee off

The inessential act of removing one's shirt before a fist fight. Usually followed by an exchange of the words square and up.

I watched Jason and Matt tee off, squared up, and get arrested before anyone threw a punch.

by Johnny Fitswell January 10, 2018

tee off

Masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).

Dude, the second I saw the "RAWR means I love you in dionosaur" banner ad I knew I had to tee off.

I wanted to go to urbandictionary.com but didn't have time to tee off.

There are some sites I just can't visit while surfing at the library lest the desire to tee off arise.

by Gendznshmalts July 25, 2009

tee off

To rub the tip of the dick. masterbate!) MAY get you an orgasm faster that jerking off.

Ahhhh. yess, man does it feel good to Tee Off to porn

by wdfwfwfff November 17, 2007

Tee off

Tee off is a good sayin to use when sombody is annoying you! I use it all the time its like a move along sayin!

Tee off! ive had enough of you an ur hat!

by Ferrett September 16, 2005

tee off

to wake up with morning wood

do i know what morning wood is?! i tee off every morning

by Niza November 26, 2007

tee-her-off

sexual innuendo for people who play golf

I'd like to go golfing with her a.k.a. tee-her-off

by J1B May 19, 2011