Teddy

A beer. Term originates from football player Teddy Bruschi (pronounced brew-ski).

Nick: Hey Ward, how about you do something for once in your life and grab me a Teddy.

Ward: Don't worry H, I got it

H: Fuck you guys

by Jarvis Shoelaces January 23, 2006

Teddi

The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.

I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.

by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018

Teddi

Is a really beautiful girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I know you guys, but she was my teddi.

by Randified February 10, 2010

The Teddy

It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.

I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.

by barnyard1 February 18, 2011

To teddy

The act of having sexual relations with a 1st year member of a group, i.e., a novice, by a more senior member, i.e., a pro, a veteran etc.

That Pro teddied that novice.
To teddy a novice is an enjoyable activity.

by John Smith Smith Smith June 15, 2009

Teddi

An inconsiderate asshole who is really good at music.

Teddi won’t give me the homework from music theory.

by Serenitydotcs November 29, 2017

Teddi

A one of a kind woman. Beautiful, Sweet, Intelligent and caring. This woman has a great sense of humor. She will make you laugh no matter the cost. She will open her soul to you. She will always have your back no matter what. She always strives to be the best possible friend you will ever have. It’s always ride or die with this one. Always be kind to her because a Teddi deserves nothing less than everything you have to offer.

Teddi is so smart and funny.

Thank you Teddi for making me laugh when times are tough.

by Saturdaymorningcartoons March 16, 2023