A hipster employed in tech industry or a tech startup, usually in San Francisco or New York.
1. Those technohipsters have basically ruined this neighborhood in San Francisco by making it non-affordable.
2. Look at all those technohipsters lining up at that new expensive brunch place!
3. Because of all these technohipsters working with their laptops, I can never get a seat at this cafe.
A particular brand of the stereotypical hipster that insists older technology was better, as a principle. Will display regressive thought where technology is concerned, arguing that a game system, operating system, or whatever else's predecessor far exceeds it in quality, regardless of its improvements.
"A new game for the Wii? That means it sucks. Twilight Princess was done on the Gamecube, and it was way better than anything on the Wii." ~A real example of a technohipster
"Windows 7 sucks. I'm glad I was never conned into switching from 98." ~A less real example of a technohipster
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.