Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
Someone wo is the spouse or significant other of a theatre nerd during what cast and crew call tech week. When the theatre nerd is exhausted and gone all week and is basically dead leaving behind their widow of the week.
“The show is coming up soon, I am about to be a tech weekwidow in a few days, I really miss them.”
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.