Tech Win 

Used in the event of a device, gizmo, or gadget meeting or exceeding ones expectations.

Dude, a phone with voice recognition, built in satellite navigation, an 8.0 pixel camera, and a 1GHz processor? That’s a total tech win.

Tech Win by Mattimus-Prime October 5, 2010

Tech window 

What Andrew Schulz heard when mega YouTube Jake Tran clearly said tae kwon do

"Can you explain what tech window is for use old people?"

Tech window by Rhytenow April 7, 2022

Tech Window 

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz

"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz

Tech Window by xDin2016 April 7, 2022

Tech window 

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz

Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing

Tech window by Too lazy to think of a name April 7, 2022

Tech Window 

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.

At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.

Tech Window by patelinator April 8, 2022

wind tech 

a technician in the wind industry. a wind tech is a special breed of person, one that is at times very unpredictable. because of the eminent danger they face everyday, wind tech fear very little and therefore tend to get a little "crazy". wind tech's work long hours and have very little time on the ground making them form somewhat of a pack amongst themselves. it is often said that one will not think twice about putting themselves in the way of serious harm for another. in a wind turbine tech's personal life they are usually very heavy drinkers. these men are also mentally unstable from a lack of personal contact with persons other than their mentally unstable co-workers, this often results in poor relationship performance, which in turn also leads to MORE heavy drinking. no one is exactly sure where these individuals come from but we now know that as long as there is alcohol to be drank, woman to seduce and crazy thing to do... this always interesting species will survive. they will continue to live high above our head where they belong. for once a man become a tech, he is changed.

wind techs are crazy

wind tech by stir_crazy May 14, 2011

Windows Tech Support 

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.

Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

Windows Tech Support by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018