Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.
When you are masterbatingto the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head
One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"
A place that has all the taste. People say it’s the best brunch in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria. It’s very close to the biggest mall - Paradise Centre