Team Michael 

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!

I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.

Team Michael by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

Team Michael 

A sexual maneuver where the male lubricates his penis with Jell-O or a similar gelatin-esque substance and proceeds to penetrate his partner anally untill ejaculation. At which point he will proceed to eat the Jell-O and all that remains out of his partners anus.

The Team Michael is usually only performed once by any given party.

Team Michael by Michael Fillmore November 5, 2007

team michaeled 

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

team michaeled by foodboy96 July 18, 2020