The person that helped you pick up the pieces when you were at your lowest without even realising, the person you want to go to whenever you're struggling
A teal person is someone who lights up the room as soon as they enter it. They’re perfect in every way, shape, or form. They refuse to believe it, and no matter how many times you say it, they laugh it off and disagree. This person has changed your life for the better, and they never realize how much they’ve affected your life.
“Wow, Fern is such a teal person… they’ve never realized it either!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.