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The incredibly long and satisfying pee you take after enjoying your morning cup of tea.
Hey Fred, my latest tea-pee lasted well over a minute. Dan in accounting came in after I started peeing, took a leak at the urinal next to me, washed his hands and left while I was still flowing.
tea-pee by MikeW88 March 27, 2009

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed 

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"

Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup
Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing
Tea peeing by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016
Members of the demographic group participating in the Tea Party movement.
The teapees held a large rally at the Washington Mall on the anniversary of MLK's "I have a dream" speech.
teapees by sumnerln August 29, 2010
Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

"Mavis!!! Your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon."
Teapee by ITman May 6, 2008