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Tawni, will surprise you every chance you give her. Unique in most ways, Tawni is incomparably cute and sweet with enough intelligence to strike most country music fans blind. When a Tawni smiles, somewhere in the northern hemisphere an iceberg melts and falls into the sea. Consequently, Tawni is directly responsible for the near extinction of the polar bear as well as countless life extinguishing tropical storms and floods. But if you had a chance to get to know her better you probably wouldn't be able to hold it against her, because its too hard to get or stay mad at Tawni, especially when shes smiling at you. Intentionally causing someone named Tawni pain is the karmic equivalent of executing unicorns. Tawni is beautiful in so many ways it will confuse you, but don't be too afraid of being crushed by her shrouding gracefulness, because her only real flaw is not knowing just how much she deserves out of life or the people in it. Odds are good that if you know a Tawni, shes not getting the adoration she deserves.
I really wish I'd known Tawni so much sooner, for sure some things would be better
Tawni by Boy In Green September 3, 2012
Words you can keep
The goddess of beauty and perfection she is the most beautiful thing you would ever see and when she smiles it would change you're life for the better and if you give it time you would fall for this goddess
Iam obsessed with tawni
Tawni by Mishimo July 16, 2016
A sweet, beautiful girl, with the cutest laugh in the world, which basically makes everyone crack up. Everyone loves her, for a good reason. Tawni is incredibly kind and caring, and a blast to be around
I love tawni!!!
Tawni by Meyme October 6, 2010
Daaammmnn thats a NICE Tawni!
Tawni by Bobby Mc bobob June 30, 2008

tawni twohands 

One whose experience in skiing translates to jerking off multiple cocks at the same time.
On the bus ride home tawni twohands would always sit in the middle of the seat and jerk two cocks tremendously.

Tawni(myself) 

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.
Tawni(myself) by Darren Sutton March 28, 2003

Princess Tawni

Tawni is a princess. I’m taller than torch.
Princess Tawni owes me M&M’s
Princess Tawni by Princess Tawni December 13, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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