A violent sexual act involving the sodomy of ones rectum with a bottle of extrahot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer.
What you will read below is a violent personal account of tabascing, a rare yet unbelievable sexual attack called tabascing. Tabascing involves a bottle of tabasco, mayonaise, and a hammer.
This one time i shoved this bottle of tabasco sauce covered in mayonaise up my red head male friends ass and then i shattered the bottle with a hammer and the glass shards masacred his anal tissue and the hot sauce seeped into the cuts creating a painful yet erotic sensation. After words his hip popped out of place and he asked if what just happened had a name and i told him i call it tabascing.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"