The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023
Mooned Troy my crawfish tattoo on my butt. “ where’s the crawfish?” oh it must of crawled back into the hole
by WoodyRichard January 23, 2022
by Mack Donahue May 9, 2015
A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021
A white trash redneck living in a ghetto populated mostly by African Americans, such as a white kid in a trailer park in Atlanta, Georgia
by GRINCH November 21, 2013
The Pepperoni Tattoo is similar to a Mushroom Tattoo. It involves a woman, preferably with leathery breasts, slapping a man across the face with her nipple and leaving a "Pepperoni Tattoo"
Typically this is done when a rather dominant woman wants to mark her territory.
Typically this is done when a rather dominant woman wants to mark her territory.
When Tom was asked why he had a large circular bruise on his forehead he replied "I was getting into it with an old biker chick when she whipped out her titty and slapped me in the face!"
The Pepperoni Tattoo
The Pepperoni Tattoo
by Flexy Mcghee July 10, 2017
when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos
Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
by Kool_Tyga999 December 2, 2021