tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.

Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!

by sb129 April 15, 2008

Tater Nuts

Well endowed Sack of Testicles well having Small Penile Shaft

or a Nickname of some people

"His shaft was small, but he had a nice set of Tater Nuts!"

"His Tater Nuts were slamming my clit like a demolition crane tearing down a building."

"Hey Tater Nuts, Check out that girl."

by Jason aka TaterNuts December 27, 2005

Tater Nuts

The testicles of a Mexican boy. Easily aroused by fat chicks.

"Eric! I don't wanna see them tater nuts!"

by Kyler Kephart December 22, 2007

Tater Nuts

What you call someone who falls asleep while hanging out with a group of friends. Usually passing out due to several substances in the body. Drunk or stoned. It's often accompany with a punch to the chest to wake the person up.

After several beers, Mark fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. Zack yelled "Quit being a tater nuts," and punched him in the chest.

by RPaulsen December 13, 2009

Tator nuts

Testicles the size of potato tator tots.

You are... tator nuts tator nuts!!HAHA!! :P

by Bunny the Lifeguard April 12, 2007

Tader Nuts

When you sit on a hot surface with no pants on and the bottom of your sack becomes burned and looks like tader tots

Jacob has tader nuts ever since he got drunk at the party and tried to crap on the BAR-B-QUE

by Reggie Sketches April 24, 2008

tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.

"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"

by JeebusDa3rd August 4, 2008