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The act of being cool, looking cool, or just cool period.
Hey sean! you're looking hella tardous today.
Tardous by dont do drugs kiddies August 30, 2009
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don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.
Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020
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1. Noun:

The name given to a bus that is specifically disigned for the transportation of retarded people.

2. Noun:
The name used by people who have acheived legendary status in their own way.
Jack: Hey check out that Tardbus driving by.
Phill: Awesome! I haven't seen one of those in a while!

Donny: dude your such a Tardbus!
Frank: Aww thanks man!
Tardbus by Tardbus_edition April 13, 2010

tardosaur 

someone so set in there ways that even if they are wrong they will insist on knowing what they are talking about.
my dad thinks that if I use the internet I will break the computer. I tell him he is wrong but he won't believe me. he is such a tardosaur.
tardosaur by i9incher October 27, 2009

tarlouse 

The French equivalent of the American slang "Twink"; A derogatory word for homosexual
"Ramene moi une biere, Tarlouse!"
tarlouse by Hurmie January 27, 2008

Niggy Tardust 

Grippo King, philosopher, and artist.
Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless.
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest.
Woven through the heart of doom, he’s bursting through the surface.
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose: Threshold King of everything, a comical absurdist.
Sometimes when he talks he sings, yet keeps his high notes wordless.
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin. Niggy Tardust.
Niggy Tardust by Toussaint May 25, 2008
to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.
don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.
tardout by darkmugan June 1, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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