tap the keg 

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

tap the keg by Apocalyptimaniac September 24, 2005

Tap the keg 

To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.

How to Tap the Keg and Master a Perfect Pour.

Let's tap the keg tonight and party.

Tap the keg by Timmington September 25, 2010

tap the keg 

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

tap the keg by Weigel July 8, 2005

tap the keg 

To urinate.

Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

tap the keg by Steve September 11, 2003