"Whooa man, I just gotta tap n' go that chick"
" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "
" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "
by GoshmaGoshmaGosh August 9, 2016

by Skuxx April 28, 2008

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".
*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.
*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.
yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?
she may or may not have...
she may or may not have...
by -----tap-- February 21, 2010

Andy has become a real tap ‘n’ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.
by ragnar hairy breeches March 2, 2021

when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.
A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.
by bbspo January 31, 2008

by Jonesyx858x February 11, 2013
