1. (noun) An old spanish colonial outpost near an ancient indigenous settlement of the Tiwa people located in North Central New Mexico, that has become a magnet for artists, hollywood types, old hippies, and Californian new age yuppies in search of tranquility and "culture". Taos is a year round outdoor destination for skiers, boarders, golfers, outdoorsmen or all types, backpackers, mountain bikers, and other assorted outdoor enthusiasts who would like to justify their ungodly expenditures on North Face and REI equipment.

2. (noun) A defunct clear malt beverage that was marketed to young women in the 1990s precursor to Zima
So, my parents own this time share in Taos, and we totally love to hang out with the indigenous Chicano people who live in the pueblo, because I think its totally cool to want to preserve cultures and stuff and like the environment, so I went mountain biking up to this ancient holy site, and there was crazy vertical....

That girl got totally fucked up on a six pack of Taos and she made a nasty mess in the bathroom.
by nacote January 14, 2005
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A town in northern New Mexico that obviously has trashy indians (as seen below)
yeah bro, i smoked some bad ass bud there in Taos
by thatonedudebrah May 19, 2011
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King Tao is a true faggot. He can't get any so he waits until girls get piss ass drunk and then takes advange of them when they are incoherent. He has a microscopis penis, obviously... since he only gets with girls when they wont remember it the next day. He can frequently be seen at home drinking a case of beer by himself, or in the back of rat's car. Not only does he take advantage of drunk girls, but also enjoys to look at naked little boys. Pathetic is one word to describe this asshole.
Who's that faggot in the corner with a beer in his hand?
Oh, that's king TAO.. King "Takes Analsex Often"
by MCal April 08, 2005
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Only the coolest, hippest, hottest club located inside The Venetian Resort and Casino, in Las Vegas!!
What are we doing tonight?

I dunno let's go to TAO.

couple hours later....20 drinks later....

Hey, I've been looking for you all over the place, where did you go?

Oh I was making out with this guy and this chick, we almost had a threesome in VIP...this place is so fucking hot! Did you see the naked chicks in the bathtub touching each other.....
by crazybeyotch March 21, 2007
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forget those other two bullshit definitions. the real definition of TAO is taking advantage of a young girl who drinks too much and loses her option of free will. A man who TAOs will wait until the girl begins to lose her ability to make desicions and he will take advantage of her.
Ostick TAOed that grimy bitch
by King TAO April 05, 2005
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A Native American Pueblo (Tiwa People) located in the Southwest of the United States, more specifically in the north central part of the State of New Mexico. These people speak the ancient Tiwa language. This ancient indigenous settlement has been continuously inhabited by the Taos Pueblo Native Americans long before there was ever such a thing as the United States or even the State of New Mexico. In fact this group of people was in conflict with the Spaniards that came into their region in the 1600’s. In these ancient people’s eyes ‘recent’ people as of the 1800’s and onward are all considered Immigrants to them. Taos is the northernmost of the nineteen New Mexico Pueblos.

For more information on this group of Native American people please perform an internet search on ‘Taos Pueblo’.

So NO this is not ORIGINALLY an old Spanish colonial outpost of indigenous Chicano people (squatters) it’s the home to the Native American group of Taos Pueblo people. These people have lived in their mountain valley hundreds of years before Europe emerged from the Dark Ages. So you people out there, you better RECOGNIZE this fact!!! Oh yeah, do continue to ‘test’ your expensive outdoor gear there “like you’re all that” while you drop some major fundage in these Native American’s valley. It’s ALL GOOOD!!! By bringing your money to them and demo-ing your expensive outdoor gear in front of them you save them the hassle of finding out what works and what doesn’t. It can’t get any better than that for them.
Those Taos Native Americans are HARDCORE! Being settled in that NM mtn. valley of theirs for as long they have.
by NDN dude January 08, 2007
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to Tao someone is to ejaculate into to a cup mix it with vodka and make your partner drink it.
I tao'ed your mom lastnight.
by jimmy fringer August 11, 2006
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