Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.
Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.
Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.
by Kelly Coptor October 15, 2010
Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.
Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.
by rice-is-food February 3, 2007
First of all, if you don't know what a Tampon is you shouldn't, or ask your mom. Also, don't you have a life. A tampon is used for Periods. A period is only for Girls, about 11 and up. A period is when blood, and other stuff goes out of a females vagina. This happens once a month, when the egg inside the girl mattures. When the egg leaves so does the blood that cushions the egg. A tampon is used so the blood does not ruin the girls clothes and go everywhere. You insert a tampon inside your vagina(in the hole that the penisgoes in for sex)You remove the cover, and the tampon opens up, inside there is a clothe that pretects blood flow inside the girl.
Girl: Oh, wait let me take out my tampon
Guy: Your not gonna get pregnat are you?
Girl: No, I'll be fine
Me:RETARDS, THIS IS WHY THERE IS TEEN PREGNANCY
Guy: Your not gonna get pregnat are you?
Girl: No, I'll be fine
Me:RETARDS, THIS IS WHY THERE IS TEEN PREGNANCY
by SO YOU KNOW January 3, 2010
by Teacher man December 11, 2019
Something that girls jam up their vagina when they get their period. IT can be VERY uncomfortable if inserted incorrectly. If left in long after the max time (8 hours), a life-threatening, possibly fatal infection may sometimes develop. There is a common virginity misconception about this. Only a PENIS (possibly a dildo) can make you lose your virginity.
Shannon! I'm on the rag, I need a tampon!
You'll get TSS, you silly girl!
Oh! Give me a pad. Good we have EDUCATION.
You'll get TSS, you silly girl!
Oh! Give me a pad. Good we have EDUCATION.
by HeartsGetBroken May 1, 2010
by Teacher man December 11, 2019
by ren mai zu May 2, 2010