Tamara Kemp 

A small blonde with a very loud voice. Though she is beyond words, any sad attempt at a singular definition for such a wonderful creature may include the words cherishable, gorgeous, delicate, and dream like. Inspiration is easily bred and harvested from the essentials of her looks, personality, and uniquity. Possesing assets to turn heads, a slender and curvatious form with skin akin to white lace laid upon silk. Though she may not be of a tall stature, she manages to make petit look like a God-given gift. Though she owns a stunning and striking body, one cannot, for any single moment forget the depth and absolute wonder that comprises the core of herself. Her personality. With a smile that could outshine the sun she manages to balance a strength and fragility that, instead of walking a razors edge, caresses it. With a sillyness that melts together with her seriousness, to give way to her fire and passion, made perpetually innocent (no matter what she's done) by her childlike nature. Tamara is not perfection. She has many faults. It is this reason above all else that makes her who she is. She does not need to be perfection, because she is human. One beautiful in almost every way. Though she does not see it or believe it. There is nothing but to gain through knowing her and those that would hurt her are lessened by their arrogance and hateful spite and jealousy. That's all it is.

Alexander: Did you see the sunrise this morning?

Devin: We're in school...

Alexander: I know... I just saw it walk down the hall towards us and brighten my day.

Man 1: Hey dude, who's that girl over there?
Man 2: The cute blonde?
Man 1: Yeah, that one.
Man 2: Shit man, do you know nothing? That's Tamara.
Man 1: I think I've heard that name before...
Man 2: I'm not surprised. Tamara Kemp?
Man 1: Yeah! That's the one that everyone likes.
Man 2: It's such a shame that she doesn't think so, just because of some people.

Tamara Kemp by Alexander MacDuff January 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012