Talel
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Talel
Talel is the word which defines a specific lifestyle already known as "Same sh*t everyday". It has been popularised by Talel Schott, he is one of the person who found this kind of living cool and enjoyable and gave his name to it.
An Irish Tale
There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..
IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!
It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!
AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..
IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!
It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!
AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
An Irish Tale by Wreckroller August 30, 2017
Taleah
The best friend out of best friends! She is beautiful in every way just doesn't know it. She would rather have 2-4 close friends rather then a huge group. One of the funniest people you'll ever meet, she loves to goof off anywhere at any time and isn't afraid to be herself. The boys are always attracted to her bright smile and wacky sense of humor. Just don't under estimate her because she isn't afraid to stand her grounds, speak in what she believes, and get into some trouble. She also isn't a very big girly girl but everyone once in a while she will through on a cute outfit and wear some makeup. Once you meet a Taleah your life will never be the same! Respect her and she will respect you.
And for the boys, well.... GO GET HER!!! She hates boys who just sit around and wish upon a shooting star for her! She wants someone who is willing to go straight up to her face and ask her out! She likes the funny, outgoing, quirky, confident guys, and most importantly she loves the boys who are willing to be just as crazy and spontaneous as her.
And for the boys, well.... GO GET HER!!! She hates boys who just sit around and wish upon a shooting star for her! She wants someone who is willing to go straight up to her face and ask her out! She likes the funny, outgoing, quirky, confident guys, and most importantly she loves the boys who are willing to be just as crazy and spontaneous as her.
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