Takeru Kobayashi 

1) To Kobayashi

2) To eat a grotesque amount

ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest

3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.

See also Kobayashi

I can't help my weight. You Kobayashi's just don't understand.

Takeru Kobayashi by Mr. Antosh March 8, 2005

Kobayashi Takeru 

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.

Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai

Kobayashi Takeru by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003